All 91 movie Reviews


Sheindlin's Reign Sheindlin's Reign

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I watched this when I was 14

And it's still funny 6 years later. I completely forgot about the train scene, I thought "How will he manage to top the mech? Oh right. Awesome".


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Stamp on the Ground Stamp on the Ground

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It was fine, nothing worth going apeshit over.

It's all about self expression right? And if this is what you wanted to express that's great. I think you're on to a great premise, how would all our favourite characters react to a DDR game? The ones that do follow that question were the ones I liked the most. Maybe Samus would play it by bomb jumping. Maybe the horror icons would be repulsed by the idea of doing something that's not stabbing people.

Something to think about if you plan on doing another. I say good job.



Imaginashit :.: Volume 2 Imaginashit :.: Volume 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Liked it, but I enjoyed the first one more.

I liked the first one better for a couple of reasons. For one, the skits didnt go on longer than they were needed. They were thrown at you raipdly one after the other for a series of skits, each as funny as the last. And if it wasnt funny, it would be over before you knew it.

This one does things I dont like. For one, the Joe and Pious skits go on way too long with no redeeming humour in them. The movie would have been much better off without them. Secondly, because its a second in a series, its a little more predictable this time around. I knew Megaman would die, I knew the chessgame would be interrupted, etc. I hate shock tactics with a passion, sometimes its great when its a truly inventive way to shock (not scare, shock) someone. But the "Beautiful sunset" was a cheap effort to scare people, its been seen many times before. I ask of you do not do it again.

You deserve some credit, the Megaman skit was still funny. The Korean weapon thing, who needs an airplane and all those short ones were funny enough to make this worth watching. Heck, Its even inspired me to do my own flash full of shorts, hope you dont mind. You shouldnt, Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.


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Foamy's Rant V Foamy's Rant V

Rated 1 / 5 stars

New?

i quote Dig_the_man "Man, I always liked foamy, and you're doing everything to keep my vote. It's always something new"

I dont see how its always something new if this is the fifth Foamy rant. And, not to mention there are more than fourty movies with foamy getting mad at someone to some degree . Yes, how original...


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The EA Degeneration The EA Degeneration

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I want you to have my kids

I only own 2 Ea games, I got Nightfire because I was hoping for a decent bond experience and battlefield 1942 because it was a gift. I so fucking regret it now, EA has got to be the most overrated company ever. I hate them, I will never play anymore of their games, not even if its one of my freinds. Ea will ruin every franchise they get their greedy bastard hands on. They fucked up the nfl, and who knows where they're oging next. People listen to this man! Ea is insane!

Many will complain that a games company probably shouldnt be compared to the third reich. But as far as I'm concerned there couldnt have been a better analogy. the movie itself was an excellent knock off of old propaganda flims, although your lines flickering on the screen need some work, they loop far too quickly. thanks a billion EA for ruining command and conquer, I loved red alert to death, now I cant believe I endured generals.

Im not familiar with what games bullfrog and janes made, could you tell me what they made?

Recap, excellent movie, extremely true. i think Im taking it too seriously, but still nice work. And its been 8 years since Ive heard the glorious hell march. thank you!



DailyToon01052005 DailyToon01052005

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My favourite part was the start, middle and end.

But the end was great because it was unexpected. I are at loss of brain cells, funny movie...Me go smash head into tv...


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One Wish Remastered One Wish Remastered

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Its good, not my preference, but good.

The story is a typical sap story, nothing really wrong with that I suppose. The graphics were nicely done, very anime-ish. Although the characters were a little rough around the edges, theres a tool called smooth, if you use it on a character (but not too much, dont want retarded porportions) theyll get alot smoother. Unless your using it already, use it some more.

Still, I have to wonder why exactly the kid had to go to a school full of stereotypical bad people, little out of place no?


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AligatorHead responds:

i dont know


Numa Numa Dance Numa Numa Dance

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

HAhahahahahahahahahahaaaaa, sniff, ahahaaa..

The song was pretty cool, even though its not my preference. But your face, im sorry but it was so funny the way you acted. The first part with the mouth, just the way it moved had me pissing my pants. Youre funny, and you got guts to do this too. Nice work.



Come Sail Away.... Come Sail Away....

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Bravo everyone! It brought many a tear to my eye.

Little mistake, for my portion, the sign should say "end of the world". I guess my text didnt show up on yours for some reason. Still, hilarious work everyone, 5/5!


Ctiger responds:

The strange thing is, it showed up perfectly in the fla. I had no idea how to fix it =/

Everytime I exported. It vanished.


No Christmas For You! No Christmas For You!

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Poor work, really. Doesnt deserve the blue score.

I find it ironic that you say (I mean you not foamy, its obvious you express your opinion through your pet cat) stop ruining christmas by whining. and yet, what are you doing then? Ill tell you, your whining! Thats it, thats all you do! You dont create epic adventures with compelling characters, you dont collaborate with other artists to create a movie with different styles. You dont make fun and addictive games. You dont compose any music. You dont create 5-minute masterpieces with breathtaking graphics and incredible animation. You dont do anything that deserves blue, or even green. All you do is whine and complain.

(I see the irony that I myself dont do any of those things either to some extent. But you forget I dont get blue scores.)